
May 4th, 2007
“The universe is on Orion’s belt.”
These words from the movie ‘Men in Black’ has been a revolving answer with me for those individuals who have been intrigued by my “Mad Scientist” trends (as I am so-called by my friend, Jake Zeigler). As Frank, the Pug (dog), from Men in Black says, “You humans, when're you gonna learn that size doesn't matter? Just 'cause something's important, doesn't mean it's not very, very small.”
So while the rest of the divers are fascinated by the 14 foot Tiger shark swimming above them, I have my head buried in my camera’s viewfinder looking at something that could easily fit between the gaps of the Tiger shark’s tooth.
My interests in the miniature world has brought about numerous discoveries I would have undoubtedly missed had my focus been set on larger creatures. One place focuses my attention on small critters more than any other – the place I call the Marvelous Muck.
Walking along the sandy shore I come across a large shadow swirling in the shallows like a flock of Starlings. A school of Atlantic Silverside fish, numbering in the hundreds, move in unison to the pressures of predators nearby. This same scene had just recently replayed itself a few days earlier on the near shore reefs amidst the leviathan, Epinephelus itajara, the Goliath Grouper. To avoid predation by Blue Runners the Atlantic Silverside fish billowed synchronously around the Goliath Grouper like a silver cloak.
Once again I was the lucky observer of such a dazzling display. In just inches of water a handful of these Atlantic Silverside fish had made a fatal error. Lying motionless on the ebbing shore they were easy pickings for ecstatic shore birds and animated crabs.
I enter the water a few feet away from this spectacular scene and head in a south-easterly direction with the tidal current at my back. In only a fathom of water sunlight ripples its sinuous design on the alga-covered sea floor. My vision tunnels as I prepare my senses to detect the most miniscule of movement. I am hopeful to find something unique.
Moving but a couple dozen feet from the shore I can just barely glimpse such a delight. A pair of eyes contrasts upon the hazy horizon. Like a Prairie Dog guarding its colony, this creature prop up and down from its home – a small glass bottle.
As I approach closer this clever creature quickly takes to hiding in the recess of its glass home half buried in the sand. I do not let my lack of patience elude me of the possibilities of this spectacular encounter so I circle from a distance. Only a few minutes later its curiosity overwhelms it. Spying out of its glass home, once again, a tiny pair of stalked eyes reappear. Closer and closer I approach. Swaying ever so gently so as not to give him reason to believe I am threatening. Much to my surprise its intrepidness measures in valor to the planet’s king of the jungle.
In fact, by all accounts it can be said that this tiny creature before me is perhaps even mightier than the Lion. A not so distant cousin, Hapolochlaena lunulata, carries one of the most potent venoms in the world - a neurotoxin that can kill a man in seconds. 1,200 times more toxic than cyanide! There have been proven accounts of its larger cousin, O. dofleini, attacking and eating sharks. A master of disguise it can change its color and texture in less than one second. It has three hearts and can regenerate parts of its body if lost in battle. And like the great Harry Houdini it is an amazing escape artist – able to fit through a hole the size of its eye.
But even with such an impressive repertoire of skills one facet of this unique creature stands out the most. With mere inches separating our stares it is obvious to me that I, too, am being studied. Minutes pass and still our stare is locked in stalemate. Fascinated by its inquisitiveness I dare to make my next move.
Slowly reaching out my hand, my index finger straightens with but a two inch gap separating the end of my finger from its glass home. I lay motionless for a few seconds and then it happens. One of its arms reaches out from inside the glass bottle, stretching the gap between us, and grips ever so tightly onto my finger. In a state of bliss my body floods with endorphins. I’ve made alien contact! The alien is a two inch Common Octopus, Octopus vulgaris!
The Octopus grips my finger for a few seconds. Perhaps tasting me with the tiny suckers covering its arm. Or perhaps the encounter is more anthropomorphic; he is indeed shaking hands with me. Whatever the reason one thing is certain, I am touched. My interest in this highly cognitive creature grows ten fold with every second of our interaction. I feel as though we have built a bond unlike many I have had the opportunity to experience in our ocean world. Well, except with perhaps my dolphin friends.
Of course, a few minutes after our encounter human nature kicks in and I feel it my duty to reciprocate my well being to this tiny creature. Heading back in the direction I had entered the water I find my way back to the shore littered with the lifeless Atlantic Silverside fish. I grab one and make my way back to the Octopus’ glass home. Unafraid of me by now it stands proudly on its glass pedestal. I slowly reach out my hand once again, but this time I offer him the Atlantic Silverside fish. This tantamount-sized gift, at first, makes him cautious. Within a split second, as if catching the scent of some freshly baked cake, it pulls out three of its arms, curls it around the fish, and attempts to drag it into its lair.
Getting this two inch fish into a one inch diameter hole is challenging for but a brief second before it quickly figures out how to drag it inside. And along with my gift, my new Octopus friend disappears into the depth of his glass home.
As I swim away I think of the time and money we invest searching the heavens for intelligent life expecting it to be larger than life. But with every splendid encounter I experience in this undersea world I know its existence lives right here on Earth in nature’s little miracles. |